Best quote about cannibalism ever. by warlady21

“<ED> I like my women like I like my coffee <EliteSoldat> GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER”

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not as bad as one of my guyfriends’s lines. His girlfriend likes to read woman eating stories, so he was trying to get her into the mood. This was his line:

“I would love to tie you up to a spit, put you over hot coals and baste your pussy till you are cooked to an orgasmic golden brown.”

He’s getting out of jail in a few days. :D

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coffee has an opposite affect on me.

I can have the strongest cup of coffee. it could be strong enough to keep someone awake for days, but it puts me to sleep.

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probably to the heat. but not the allergy. Decafe’ wakes me up. :-\

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[quote author=KK link=topic=616.msg1613#msg1613 date=1184347561] warlady,

are you SURE you’re a Human? Because what you experience sounds very weird (biochemically speaking).

May I perform a vivisection on you? ;D [/quote]You have to wait in line.

Star bucks, Folders, international coffee, And Ihop are going first.

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none taking. I’d get an allegy test, but I’m deadly afraid of needles. I dont’ mean “eep! A Needle!” I mean “You come even 5 inches near me with that thing and i”ll jame it in your clit/dick so deep nothing will get it out.”

but I can see what you mean. but consitering that i’m the only person here in my town that is sleepy with caf. and wide awake with decafe…well….then again, stranger things had happened.

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Well, I was born with my eyes open. and I learned how to walk when I was only 4 months old. potty trained at 1 and a half. went deaf when I was 2, but I could ‘hear music..”

…..

Goes call mom and see if she was ever abducted by aliens