A poem by warlady21

This was not written by me. This was written by a friend of mind when he was in a bad mood. kinda creeped him out a little. at least until he said “Alternative title: Deleted scenes from Saw.

A Work of Art Nathan

I want to embark On a glorious New Experimental Postmodern Abstract Art Piece. It will change the world I can most definitely Assure you all. My masterpiece Which I call simply “Death.”

It will be on canvas, But all I need Is a volunteer To provide The medium With which I work.

Wanted: One person Passionate to a fault about Postmodern abstract art. Pretentious an admirable trait. To stand between two ends of A 50,000 pound fiberglass press. To trip the trigger, Standing in the middle.

The results will be stamped Upon a 50 foot by 50 foot Canvas And you will be A work of art.