Man is a registered sex offender for sex with bike

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh … tviewedbox

Apparently, on the bottom of the article, another man was put on the sex offender registry for having sex with the sidewalk. :) So, blow up dolls are illegal? Imagine being a registered sex offender for willful sex with an underaged latex sex doll.

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Love knows no limits on mineral, plant, or animal kingdoms. :) Actually, the sex with the sidewalk was probably just related to him being naked on the sidewalk doing something and “sex with the sidewalk” was as good as a crime as any. How he got on the sex offenders list, I’m not really sure. In fact, it seems kind of stupid to put someone on the SO list when they were molesting inanimate objects. Now, flashing children… slightly different story (I guess, but then again, I’m a nudist).

As for bikes? Well, I’m sure someone masturbated with things far worse. I seem to recall some of my early sexual experiments used the stand I used to hold up my sheet music. :P

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Heh, I actually “get” it without a problem, but I’m pretty open-minded. The difference is, I probably won’t be caught fucking a statue or my local cappuccino machine any time in the near future. Laundry machine, maybe, but not the coffee maker.

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Heh, I’m pretty open about what I masturbate. My own problem is that I have to have a plot or story otherwise its a no go. I don’t really get excited about pictures that much, I mean they are all nice and pretty but unless I can touch it, it doesn’t excite me. Smells, on the other hand, oh there are some that will get me going but I still need a plot. The other is that I can’t reuse my stories very much. Maybe 1-3 “sessions” at the most and then its a dead story to me. So, it basically means I come up with a new fantasy every 2-3 days for the last seventeen years.

Might explain why I have so many interests. :)

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I love Least I Could Do. :) And I forgot about those too. So, great job!

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http://www.sexisthenewblog.com/first-se … etish-map/

Now, these ladies aren’t registered as sex offenders, but it was part of an article about the guy with the bike from above. :)

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A couple bike sex pictures. :)