10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’$2 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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I thought it was very cute, mainly because of the sarcasm.

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No, dogs don’t have legal standings. It came down to the claim that if we allow gay marriages, people would start marrying their pets. Not sure how those two are related, but it is an argument.

And we have adapated to longer life spans. A couple thousand years ago, being 35 meant you were on the very edge of your life, an old man. Women were having children at the age of 14. Later, you got married by the time you were fifteen and if you weren’t belting out children by 16, there was something seriously wrong.

As our lifespans get longer, we start pulling up everything else too. We can expect to live in our seventies or eighties, which was unheard of not that long ago. Our social series have adapted to that, just like everything else.

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But, even life span adjusted for better health care, means we are living longer. So, our statistical lifespan is longer, even if it is based on taking care of ourselves instead of something biological.

We do have a big mess coming up in the next 30 years, that is for sure.

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My brother once ranted on me. “Don’t call it a fraternity. I don’t call America a whore!”

… I still, to this day, have no clue where the argument came from. But, I view gay marriages v. (polyamory, bestality, child porn) as having that type of relationship.

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Everyone has a strong opinion. One reason talking with people is so interesting.

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If you have female sexual slavery, you also have to have male sexual slavery. Both sides need to be on their needs.

I’m sure you could find a co-op to buy a girl. Yeah, you might have to share her with 2, 5, 10 other people, but that might give you a taste of heaven.