Fluurgh on TV (Toothy Vore) by Repentant Lurker

This was sort of a sequel to Fluurgh at the Whitehouse but is quite repetitious as the site where I first posted that story deleted it because of the political references. I liked Fluurgh enough to want to give him a second introduction. I still intend to give him more meals in the future. [b:22yxc03q]Fluurgh on TV[/b:22yxc03q]

“One button or two?” Julie asked her stylist, examining the deep valley of her cleavage in the mirror. The stylist looked over her shoulder. “The suit’s smart enough that you can probably get away with two without looking too” she considered her words carefully not wanting to be the cause of one of the high strung presenter’s legendary hissy fits “extrovert” she concluded. Julie admired her reflection leaning forward to check that her bra didn’t show. She looked fantastic and knew it. “Sophisticated yet sexy” the stylist echoed her thoughts. Julie Masterton was tingling with excitement. Today was her big break, the chance to get off of the crummy breakfast news slot and get her own talk show. She got up, smoothing her skirt over her legs and let the technicians fuss over her, attaching her ear piece and microphone. When they were finished she slipped on the beautifully cut silk lined jacket and walked to the studio, her hips rolling rhythmically as if she were strolling down a Milanese cat-walk. She took her seat next to the gormless chiselled hunk that was her co-presenter Steve Rockwood. He gave her a one of his sparklingly white grins. “You ready for this baby?”. Julie seethed inwardly at the patronising barb “Of course” she replied, smiling sweetly, “You?” Steve’s grin faltered briefly and he turned his attention to checking his profile was just so in the side on camera.

There was buzz all round the studio. This wasn’t just an opportunity for the presenters, getting the exclusive rights to the interview was a huge coup for the network. The advertisers were paying an absolute fortune to get the slots for the broadcast. What’s more the rights to show excerpts on other networks had gone for a mint. Although one could obviously expect a huge level of interest in the first interview with a bona fide all singing all dancing extra terrestrial the level of intensity was even higher due to the complete lack of any useful information to be released by the state. For some reason all they would confirm was that the earth was in no imminent danger but they were referring all the other questions about the alien to the being itself. The official line was that they felt it should have the opportunity to introduce itself in its own words.

It took all of Julie’s professionalism not to gasp when the huge alien entered. It was about ten feet tall with the most of its bulk in its upper body. It was supported by a pair of stocky legs that were about the same length of a fairly short man but its thighs were as thick as the average man’s waist. Its upper body was massive; it had a huge barrel like chest that was about the size of an upright piano. Its arms were not quite as bulky as its legs and more in proportions with the size of its torso. Its hands looked relatively human, it clearly had opposable thumbs although all of its digits ended in with a vicious looking claw. What was most shocking however was the creatures head. It was at least twice the size of a human’s in all dimensions with much of the increase in volume being centred upon the creature’s horrific jaw. Its mouth looked over a foot wide and resembled that of a shark. Row upon row of razor sharp teeth protruded from between the monsters rubbery greenish brown lips. The huge head was supported by a thick trunk-like arched neck that consisted of many folds of the beast’s thick leathery skin. What made the thing look more disarming than anything else was that although the skin of its face was mostly olive green, like that of its body, above the mouth the creature’s features seemed quite ‘normal’. Its eyes especially had a strangely human quality to them.

The creature sank into the sofa that had been brought in to replace the armchair’s normally provided to guests in order to accommodate its bulk. He looked at the two gawping presenters and held out its hand “Hi I’m Fluurgh. The producers tell me you’re going to do a quick intro and then we’ll get straight on with the interview. That right?” Julie gingerly shook his grizzly outstretched limb with her delicately manicured hand and nodded, doing her best to smile pleasantly “That’s right. Is that ok with you?” She asked her professional demeanour returning as she started to get over her initial repulsion at the alien’s appearance. “The sooner we get on with it the better” Said Fluurgh a trifle gruffly. He’d been hanging around back stage for ages even having to endure the attentions of a make up artist trying to ‘enhance his cheekbones’. It had been too early for his digestion to eat breakfast at the time he arrived and by now his primary stomach was rumbling. “I know what you mean. Don’t they pester you back there” Julie schmoozed effortlessly causing hackles to rise around the studio. A voice in her ear brought her to attention. “We’re on” She said, positioning herself to look at the right camera and watched as the director counted down.

“Good morning and welcome to VTV Breakfast News and today’s exclusive interview with the planets first confirmed extra terrestrial visitor. I’m Julie Masterton and this is my co host Steve Rockwood” “Thanks Julie” Steve beamed at the camera “That’s right we are here with the alien who arrived on our planet yesterday to find out the answers to the questions you all want to know” “That’s right Steve” Julie said and turned towards the alien. “You call yourself Fluurgh is that correct?” She asked commencing the interview. “That’s the closest I can get to my name using phonetics that humans are capable of producing or even hearing so while I’m here it may as well be what I’m known as.” The alien explained amiably. “And where do you come from?” Steve asked “My home-world is just over 600 light years away. I haven’t got round to studying your star maps yet so I’m not sure what your astronomers call the area it’s in. It’s that way.” He said helpfully, pointing towards a spotlight in the studio’s ceiling. “Erm right” Steve said “Er did it take long to get here?” “About two months in your time frame” answered Fluurgh “but I stopped off for supplies a few times on the way” “I think what we’d all like to know” Julie rescued her floundering co-host “Is why have you chosen to come to earth and is it true you mean our planet no harm?” “Oh that’s simple.” Fluurgh replied “I came because the food looked so good. I certainly don’t intend on doing the planet any harm. Not now I’ve come to an arrangement with your government.” “And what arrangement is that?” Julie asked “Basically that I can eat what I want, when I want.” Fluurgh stated “and they gave me quite a nice house. I only asked for an apartment but they gave me a nice big house with a pool and everything.” “And what sort of food is it you like” Steve chimed in “Italian, Chinese, French…” “Oh I’m easy” Fluurgh interrupted “I haven’t had the chance to taste any international delicacies yet but I certainly plan on eating samples from all round the globe over time.” “If you don’t mind me asking” Julie queried “If you haven’t tried much of our food how do you know it’s so good.” “Well a simple bio-spectral analysis of your species’ make up showed that?” Fluurgh answered “You mean that by analysing us you can see that the food we like is the same as you do?” Julie sought clarification. “Er that’s not quite what I meant” Fluurgh corrected her. “It’s your species itself that I plan on eating. More specifically females.” There was a pause, Julies jaw dropped. “You mean you’re going to go round eating humans?” Steve asked desperately. “Women yes,” Fluurgh confirmed, he’d been through this conversation already with the government so it was easy to pre-empt some of the questions “But not that many, only three meals a day and the occasional snack.” “And our government is OK with this” Julie exclaimed. “I didn’t give them a lot of choice in the matter.” Fluurgh shrugged. “So basically you’re just going to go around picking out women you like the look of and gobbling them up?” Julie was horrified, more at the authorities that the alien. Monsters were supposed to eat people. You could understand that. But not with the full backing of the state! “Er how do you do it exactly?” Steve asked “Do what” Fluurgh asked “Oh, eat you mean. Well, that depends on how hungry I am and whether or not I’m running low on calcium.” The two presenters were waited for him to elaborate. “When I’m snacking I’ll just bite off limbs and some of the nice fleshy bits” He said, his eyes instinctively flashing towards Julie’s succulent chest “When I’m really hungry, like now, I’ll go for a whole body munch.” Fluurgh licked his lips. “You mentioned calcium” Steve prompted “Oh yes. Basically bones, or no bones. I have a different stomach that digests skeletons” He explained succinctly. “So do you expect women to just let you eat them? You don’t think they’ll put up a fight!” Julie challenged. “That rather depends on how feisty they are” The alien replied “But on the whole I expect most women to accept becoming my food quite easily.” “That hardly seems likely” Julie parried indignantly “Would you like a demonstration” Fluurgh asked. “What would this demonstration involve?” Steve chipped in trying to stop his ambitious colleague from stealing all the lime light. “Simple” Said Fluurgh. “I’ll eat Julie here. I haven’t had any breakfast yet and she looks truly scrumptious” “What?” Julie exclaimed “You think I’ll just sit here and let you gobble me up?” “Frankly yes” Fluurgh replied “Although it would be useful if you’d take your clothes off for me” “You must be kidding” Julie said, her hands absently fiddling with the button of her skirt. “Not at all” Fluurgh said smiling toothily “Take them off for me.” He urged gently. Julie’s mind was torn between its rational side, which was telling her to get up and run as fast as she could and a strange overwhelming sensation that doing exactly what Fluurgh wanted made perfect sense. The rational side of her was horrified to see her fingers start to unbutton her blouse. Off camera Steve looked anxiously at the producer who shrugged, relaying the anything goes message that had come from the top through Steve’s earpiece. On camera the viewing public were treated to the captivating sight of one of TV’s sexiest personalities gradually shedding her clothing. Julie was in the process of dropping her skirt. Steve gawped at his co-presenter partly due to the entirely unexpected way she was behaving and partly because she looked so fantastic stood there in her underwear. He brought himself back to the task in hand “Do you mind me asking why on earth she is doing that? It doesn’t seem like her normal behaviour.” Steve asked. “I’m enveloping her mind with what I suppose you could call a psychic energy” Fluurgh explained “It’s not just affecting her of course there is a reason why no one in the studio is trying to stop her.” He liked his lips as Julie shed her bra to reveal a very succulent looking pair of breasts. “Why don’t you ask her about what she’s feeling” Fluurgh suggested. “Er, ok, yes, erm, Julie what thoughts are going through your mind right now?” Steve asked. “I’m quite glad that I trimmed my pubic hair at the weekend” Julie replied “It would have been really embarrassing if I hadn’t.” she said pulling down her skimpy knickers. “Right. Good.” Steve said, the answer not being quite what he was after “How about any thoughts on how it feels to be being controlled by another being’s mind” He prompted. “I don’t know exactly” Julie said, frowning in concentration as she unrolled her stockings. “I suppose it feels kind of wooshy” She concluded. “Wooshy? What the hell is that supposed to mean, its not even a word” Steve blurted, losing his cool slightly as his co-anchor removed the last of her clothing revealing a truly sensational body. “Sort of woozy and mushy at the same time” Julie fought to concentrate “A bit like my mind is being wrapped up in candy floss.” “And you’re just going to let him eat you are you?” Steve wondered.

Julie looked thoroughly confused as if part of her mind was frantically trying to beat the other into a submission with as rolling pin but was disappointed to find it was wearing a rather sturdy crash helmet. “I don’t think so?” She said as sucking a finger thoughtfully. Steve looked back at the alien who was clearly enjoying himself. “Doesn’t she look delicious?” Fluurgh said when the presented caught his eye. Steve had to admit she did although probably not in the same context. Fluurgh beckoned Julie towards him, crooking one of his clawed fingers. The confused expression on her face intensified as she crossed the floor, taking small steps, one foot in front of the other in a manner that looked half reluctant, half teasingly seductive. When she reached Fluurgh he took her by the hips holding her gently. A long forked tongue flicked from his mouth and lapped at her succulent bosom. “Stop it, that tickles” Julie said giggling her hand absently moving between her thighs. The tongue wrapped around her tits in a figure of eight, the tip flicked between each of her nipples lapping at each of them causing the juicy pink buds to harden. “Mmmm” Julie started to moan softly. The aliens tongue suddenly flicked up to her throat, a sharp barb protruded from the base of the fork and injected her in the neck before the tongue returned to lapping her breasts. “What was it you did there?” Steve asked. “That was a combination of an anaesthetic and coagulant along with some psychotropic chemicals that should make the rest of the experience more pleasurable for her.” Fluurgh responded informatively.

Fluurgh looked his impending meal in the eye. “Are you ready?” Fluurgh asked. She nodded her head in reply. Fluurgh picked the beautiful presenter up by her buttocks. His claws sunk into the soft flesh but Julie merely bit her lip letting out a soft whine. As Fluurgh lifted Julie his tongue made its way down her body he held her crotch level with his face for a while and his tongue lapped and probed at her sex causing Julie to moan harder. The alien then raised her further till her feet were level with his mouth, his tongue snaked round her claves and ankles holding her legs together. Julie lolled back in his grasp, her back arched, her rich blonde locks dangling towards the floor. “Anything more you want to athk me?” Fluurgh asked Steve. and when the presenter stayed silent “Thee Thould be able to tell you what thee’s feeling ath thee goeth in.”

With that Fluurgh opened his mouth wide. He guided Julies feet into his gaping jaws, at the same time extending his neck so the concertinas of skin opened out. He slowly brought his hands to his mouth till Julies scrumptious bottom was perched on his bottom jaw his tongue probed eagerly between her thighs. “Ooh yes that feels lovely” Julie reported, playing with her breasts “His throat feels all knobbly and spongy at the same time and he’s got something that feels like a thicker more muscular tongue down there, its playing with my toes.” She explained “Isn’t it painful?” Steve asked looking at the way the Aliens teeth had sliced deep into her buttocks. “Not really” Julie replied “I suppose it’s a bit prickly…ooo” She was caught by surprise as Fluurgh raised his head and she started to slide deeper down his throat. He let her fall till her tits were level with his jaw. His visible tongue popped out and lapped and slurped at the soft mounds. “Mmmm! Oooh!” Julie groaned, her head lolloing back once again “Oh my god its inner tounge thingy is oooh its inside me”

Steve and the rest of the crew watched in amazement as the beautiful anchorwoman wriggled about in the jaws of the alien guest. “Mmmm” She continued “Its throat keeps on squeezing me, its kind of like he’s chewing me gently, tenderising me down in his gullet. Ooh my!” Fluurgh had just shimmied her down a bit his jaws closed slighty so that his top teeth bit deep into her luscious breasts. His tongue slurped at the blood that oozed from the wounds. Fluurgh held the lovely presenter in that position for a minute or so slurping and exploring the wounds to her breasts. Judging from the noises that Julie was making it appeared to those watching that what was going on inside the creature was not entirely unpleasant. The alien then gulped again so that just Julies head was exposed. His teeth were closed round her neck but weren’t breaking the skin. “Ohhh” Julie groaned, he’s doing that chewy thing a lot harder now. Oooh yes that tounge things so far inside me and and its letting me play with my clit oooh that’s soo nice mmmm yeah.”

Steve continued to watch as his co-host lost herself in her pleasure her moans and groans building in intensity till she exclaimed “Oooh fuck yes I’m cuumming! Ooooh Yeesss!” At this point Fluurgh started to emit a loud slurping noise, held Julies head by the hair and started to pull her from his mouth. An expression of shock appeared of Julie’s face as when her body appeared from the alien’s mouth it was not the soft flesh that had entered but a glistening skeletal bolus. Razor sharp barbs all the way down the alien’s oesophagus were sloughing the flesh from Julie’s bones the tentacle like muscle in side his throat scooped out her internal organs. His lips were sealed around the bony bolus creating suction in his gullet that aided the rapid ingestion of flesh. As he regurgitated the last of Julies skeleton onto the studio floor Fluurgh shook her beautiful head free and brought it to his mouth. He put the base of her neck to his lips and slurped hard sucking her brains from her skull. His tongue flicking round inside it to make sure he slurped up the last of the juices. “Mmm scrumptious” he said as he laid the girls head on the coffee table, placed his hands behind his head and had a satisfied stretch.

“Where were we?” He asked a bemused Steve whose eyes were flicking absently between the still beautiful head and the rather less aesthetically pleasing skeletal remains of his former co-host. “Are we done?” He asked looking around at the blank faces that surrounded the studio.