First Date (snuff, necrophillia, mild cann refs) by repentant lurker

A fun little tale about a boy and a girl and a .22

[b:25gchd03]First Date[/b:25gchd03]

Chloe studied her reflection in the window. She looked absolutely stunning, and she knew it. She was dressed in a white cashmere tank top that was cropped to just above her navel and stretched by her beautiful buxom braless breasts. The gentle brush of the fibres of the wool, combined with its breathable nature, meant that her juicy ripe nipples were standing to attention and clearly visible beneath the taught fabric of the sweater. Her tanned belly was bare, apart from the silver and crystal piercing in her belly button. Her matching skirt clung to her peachy bottom like it was a second skin and showed off her hourglass figure wonderfully. It was topped with a white silk band and the diagonal hem cut daringly from just below her right hip to the middle of her left thigh, such that the gusset of her white silk knickers beneath was nearly visible. Chloe’s outfit was completed by a pair of 5” heeled white knee length boots that were laced up her calves. Chloe smiled to herself, she pulled down her jumper a little, smoothed down her skirt, brushed aside a stray lock of her lovely chestnut brown hair, took a deep breath, which she released slowly, before walking to the door of the pub and pushing it open.

Chloe recognised her date at the bar. She was pleased to see that he just as handsome as the photo on his internet profile. He was chatting to the pretty blonde bar-maid, who was clearly flirting with him, leaning over to display the ample curves of her generous tits. Chloe felt a momentary pang of jealousy before reassuring herself that Ted was probably shooting the breeze before she arrived. She strode purposefully across the floor and stepped up to the bar next to Ted, deliberately brushing against him. She looked over and batted her lovely long lashes. ‘Hi’ she said simply ‘You haven’t been waiting long have you?’

Ted smiled back. ‘Not at all.’ He said gratuitously looking her up and down ‘And in any case, you are most definitely worth waiting for.’

Chloe blushed a little at the compliment and leaned in a bit closer. ‘Thank you. This is a nice looking place, it’s quiet though isn’t it.’ As far as she could see they were the only ones in the room apart from Blondie behind the counter.

‘Yea it can be mid-week, but I prefer it this way, it can be a bit raucous when it’s crowded.’

‘Do you come here often?’ ChIoe asked, wincing internally as the terrible cliche escaped her lips.

Ted chuckled and relieved her embarrassment by asking ‘What can I get you to drink?’

‘I’m not sure.’ Chloe said regarding the cocktail menu for a while. ‘What do you suggest?’

Ted looked at the list. ‘How about starting with a Bosom Caresser.’ He suggested

‘Sounds good.’ Agreed Chloe ‘After that I might have a Slippery Nipple.’

‘And after that you might end up with a Wet Spot.’ Ted said smirking.

‘I suppose this is leading to a Slow Comfortable Screw’ continued Chloe pressing up against Ted’s well toned body.

‘Finishing up with a Multiple Orgasm of course.’ Ted said stroking a hand over the bare skin of Chloe’s back, drawing her in closer.

‘Mmm, that sounds like a plan. ‘You know, if you play your cards right, you could end up having a Ménage a Trois by the end of the evening.’ She said winking at the bar-maid.

Ted grinned ‘Well it’s a good job there’s a Bosom Caresser available to start the night off’ Ted replied sliding his hand up and round to the side swell of Chloe’s breast, enjoying the way she melted in to him.

The barmaid smiled at the couple and set about making the cocktail. ‘Do you want another one?’ She asked pointing to Ted’s near empty glass.

‘Just another beer for now please Debs. Do you mind bringing them over.’ He asked guiding Chloe over to one of the booths. They settled into the comfortable seat and Chloe leant back, allowing Ted’s hands to explore her body. By the time Debbie arrived with the drinks Chloe was already having her bosom caressed quite expertly, she sighed as Ted’s thumb traced over the curve of her generous chest, gliding teasingly just past her nipple. She took a long sip of her cocktail and leaned forward drawing him in for a kiss, parting her lips and slipping her tongue between his. She felt him take her nipple between his fingers and moaned kissing him deeper. She felt Ted’s hands rove over her body, loving his soft touch, he seemed to be lingering in all the right places. It wasn’t long before she started to feel decidedly moist.

Ted broke off the kiss. He looked into her eyes, panting slightly and then raised his glass and downed his beer thirstily.

‘Time to move onto shots I think.’ He said half in Debbie’s direction but mostly for Chloe’s benefit. ‘I’ll have a Johnny Walker and I think Chloe there would benefit from a .22; that should help get her nipples nice and slippery if it hits the right spot. She’ll want the cocktail too though.’ He met the beautiful brunette’s gaze again. She responded by slurping down her drink and sliding her boot up his leg, over his thigh, and rubbing the rock hard bulge in his trousers with the sole of her foot.

Debbie walked over with the drinks and handed Ted the silenced pistol. ‘Just let me know when you need any more rounds.’ she said winking and trotted of back to the bar.

Chloe picked up her new cocktail and sipped from the straw. Then placed the glass back on the table. She slid backwards placing her hands by her sides, drew her foot down over Ted’s bulge, down to the floor and then leaned back parting her thighs. ‘Is that really for me?’ She asked. Ted nodded ‘Are you really going to fill my Sexy young body full of hot - brutal - lead?’ She enquired pushing out her chest. Ted clicked off the safety. ‘Are you really going to riddle my beautiful big breasts with bullets?’ Chloe continued, breathing hard. Ted levelled the gun at her breasts. ‘Are you really going to shoot me in the tits and then stick your big hard cock into my hot wet pussy?’ Gasped Chloe the pitch of her voice rising. Ted squeezed the trigger.

The bullet tore through the delicate fabric of Chloe’s top, pierced her skin and sank deep into the yielding flesh of her bosom. ‘Ooh fuck! You actually shot me!’ She moaned as her breast was enveloped by fiery pain. She watched as Ted smiled and then fired a shot into her other tit. ‘Oh God! You shot me again. Look at my lovely jumper, it’s got holes in and big red bloodstains that I’ll never get out in the wash.’

‘I have to say I think that the contrast works wonderfully, it really sets of your fabulous breast.’ Said Ted and fired another shot into each of Chloe’s gorgeous globes.

‘Ouch, Fuck! That really hurts. I thought we were getting on really well and now you’re just sitting there shooting me in the tits.’ Chloe moaned, before slurping down the rest of her cocktail.

‘They are just such tempting targets. I can’t help myself.’ Replied Ted. ‘I mean look at those nipples’ he said leaning forward, taking each of Chloe’s erect cashmere coated little nubbins between thumb and forefinger and giving then both a vicious tweak ‘They’re crying out to be tortured’

‘Oooh I didn’t say they weren’t’ Chloe retorted, ‘It’s the bullet holes around them I’m taking issue with.’

Ted paused and looked at her quizzically. ‘You do know this is a snuff bar don’t you?’

‘What?!’ Chloe exclaimed, looking surprised.

Ted shook his head ‘It’s called LadyKillers. Didn’t that give you a clue. My username on the dating site was KillAhottie. Didn’t you read my profile?’

‘I hardly ever bother reading them everything anyone puts on there is usually a load of crap. I just saw your photo and I fancied you so I sent you a message, and when you told me you were going to give me a night I’d remember for the rest of my life I was looking forward to you showing me a good time.’ Chloe explained.

‘And you’re not having a good time now?’ Ted asked.

‘Not really no. I was having a great time when we were kissing bit now my favorite jumper is ruined, my tits are fucking killing me and what with all the blood leaking out of them I think my nipples are slippery enough now and I’d like to move onto my Slow Comfortable Screw!’ She pouted pointing to her empty drink.

Ted smiled and instructed Debbie to line up the next round of drinks.

‘Do you mind if I carry on shooting you while we wait?’ He asked.

‘I’d rather you didn’t, but if you must then you can stop putting holes in my nice jumper.’ Chloe said and set about pulling the slinky cream (and red) jersey over her head.

Ted watched as her beautiful breasts bounced free. They were almost perfectly round, lovely cantaloupe sized and topped with big ripe juicy nipples. The four neat little wounds in them did nothing to diminish their form and the little rivulets of blood running down them looked lovely.

Chloe slipped the jumper from her arms, folded it and set it on the seat next to her. She could see Ted admiring her chest and decided to give him a bit of a show. She arched her back, She raised one hand to her neck, flirtily playing with her hair with her finger. With her other and, she cupped one boob and stroked it sensuously.

Ted was more than happy to let her play with her tits for a while. It was very entertaining to watch. He lowered his aim and fired a round into Chloe’s belly, just below her navel.

‘Aahh that really fucking hurts!’ Moaned Chloe scowling at him. ‘You could have at least let me get a bit turned on again before shooting me somewhere like that.’

‘Sorry. Would you prefer I went back to shooting your tits?’ Ted asked.

‘I’d prefer you didn’t shoot me at all.’ Chloe snapped. ‘I’d prefer it if we could go back to kissing and cuddling and then move on to that slow comfortable screw we were talking about earlier - and I don’t mean the fucking drink!’

Ted smiled awkwardly. ‘Yea, about that. Don’t get me wrong, I’m really looking forward to putting my cock inside you, but I’m more into the necro thing.’

‘Oh that’s just bloody rich!’ Shouted Chloe, genuinely angry now. ‘I get all dressed up to come out on a date with you, get my hair done, shave my legs, trim my… that’s none of your business. Anyway I spend ages making myself look good for you, expecting a nice evening of flirty conversations, a nice bit of cuddling, one thing leading to another and ending up with a nice hard shag so I can cum my brains out and what do I fucking get! You get me all turned on and then just expect me to sit there patiently while you plug me full of holes and you don’t even plan to put your fucking cock in to me until I’m too dead to feel it. Well fuck that I’m going home!’ Chloe yelled, jumping up and angrily picking up her jumper from the seat.

‘Don’t you want this?’ A concerned looking Debbie said, holding out the cocktail she had just returned with.

‘Yes I bloody do!’ Snapped Chloe taking it from her and downing it in one.

Chloe scowled at Ted who was sitting there silently, sipping his new whisky. ‘Well! Aren’t you even going to say something to try and get me to stay?’

‘Er I was just planning on shooting you in the back before you got to the door.’ Ted said shrugging.

Chloe glared. ‘You know what, that just sums everything up doesn’t it. You could use you charm, flirt with me again, compliment me, touch me up a little, get me to warm to you again, get me wet for you again and maybe them put another bullet or two into me. But no! It’s just wham bam thank you mam! Shoot her in the spine. Then what, just flip me over and empty your clip into me?’

‘Well actually I was going to watch you for a bit, while you tried to crawl to the door admiring that magnificent bottom of yours and then put a couple of bullets in it.’

‘Oh great, so you were going to ruin my favorite skirt as well. Well you can forget that.’ Chloe growled and reached behind to unzip the skirt. Despite her anger, she made a point of turning round as she I’d it over of hips so that Ted could witness her scrumptious bottom being revealed. She was mildly surprised that she didn’t feel a couple of bullets sneaking their way into her cheeks as she wiggled the skirt to the floor. She stepped out of it and bent down to pick it up, keeping her legs straight and bending at the waist to display her rump in its best light. As she picked up the skirt she couldn’t resist looking round her shoulder to see Ted’s reaction to her performance. He was grinning, stroking the bulge in his trousers and tracking the movement of her bottom with his gun. Chloe decided she was a bit prone, so grabbed her skirt, stood up smartly and after tossing her skirt and jumper into the booth, she turned round to face Ted, arms crossed, scowling at him.

Ted was doing his best not to smirk. ‘So, you’re not leaving then?’ He asked.

‘There doesn’t seem to be a lot of fucking point me trying does there. Being shot in the spine isn’t high on my list of fantasies.’

‘See there we go, that’s why I asked you out. You might not have read my profile, but I read yours, and you definately mentioned snuff fantasies.’explained Ted.

‘Yes. Fantasies! There’s a big difference between me lying in bed, diddling my clit and imagining myself being sensuously murdered to the reality of sitting opposite some twerp who’s shooting you in the tits after copping a feel. And real bullets really fucking hurt!’

Ted was somewhat irked at the implication he was a twerp. He spent a lot of time perfecting his cold aloof killer style. Luring his victims in with his charm and then coldly dispatching them. However he was prepared to forgive Chloe the insult, there had clearly been some confusion over the evenings plans. ‘Look, this is awkward’ he said. ‘I think you’re really hot, you’ve got the sexiest body I’ve ever seen and I’ve been really looking forward to snuffing you. Earlier I thought you were egging me on but I guess we had mixed messages.’ He acknowledged.

‘We certainly did’ agreed Chloe still scowling but her posture was softening slightly.

‘So well, I still really want to snuff you and I was wondering how best to get you into it.’ Ted confessed.

Chloe stood there for a while, her scowl gradually melting into a frown. ‘I guess you’re going to snuff me whether I like it or not.’

Ted nodded. ‘Well in that case said Chloe, I wonder if we can have any movement on this fucking me thing. I can see a stonking boner in those pants and I can’t see any reason why it would be so difficult for you to stick it in me while I’m still breathing.’

‘Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I wouldn’t enjoy fucking you. Like I said, you’re the sexiest girl I’ve ever met. It’s that fucking your corpse will be so hot; I want that to be my first experience of having you.’ Ted explained.

‘You really think I’m hot?’ Chloe said, pleased by the compliment. She was playing with her hair again now. She thought for a while. ‘How about if you start fucking me but don’t cum in me till after I’m dead?’ Chloe suggested.

‘Well, I suppose that wouldn’t be too bad’ Ted said. Chloe’s face suddenly bore an expression that made Ted fear he might be the one who ended up getting killed here. ‘That didn’t come out right. I mean fucking you dead or alive will be fantastic. It’s just that, well I prefer screwing dead girls.’

Chloe frowned. ‘What if I’m basically just on the point of dying. If we can time things so I’m right on the edge of cumming you can slip it in me. I get my last hurrah and then you can snuff me and carry on fucking my hot sexy corpse.Chloe said tracing a finger seductively up her white panties, over her belly and up to her breasts.

‘Ok that could work.’ Ted agreed, ‘How are we going to get you all worked up and ready to blow?’

‘Well I was getting really turned on when you were kissing me and feeling me up. Why don’t you go back to doing that again. Then, when I’m all hot and bothered I can give you a nice blow job, giving head really turns me on, you just need to stop me before you cum. I’ll work on my pussy and bring myself to the edge then you can fill me full of lead, stick your rock hard cock in me, fuck me till I cum and then finish me off - and finish yourself off in my sexy dead body.’

‘That sounds like a plan.’ Confirmed Ted. ‘Do you mind if I shoot you again before we get started?’

‘So long as it’s in my tits.’ Chloe said ' I need to be a lot more turned on before I take another belly wound.’ She placed her hands behind her head and presented herself as a target.

Ted fired a shot into each of her lucious boobs. He loved the way they bounced and jiggled with the impact. Chloe grunted softly as each bullet struck. She cupped her breasts in her hands and moaned as the pain spread through them. It hurt like hell but as she caressed them she could feel the pleasure too. She looked over at her killer and he patted the seat beside him. She walked over, sat down next to him and moaned as he gently stroked her bloody chest. ‘Mmm that feels nice, you can squeeze them a little harder if you like.’ Chloe moaned reaching over to rub the bulge in Ted’s pants.

‘You really do have the most fantastic tits. I could plug them all day.’ Ted complimented putting the gun to one side so he could fondle her bleeding breasts, with both hands.

‘Thanks, I have always been very proud of them. Ooh yea that feels good. You’re pretty hot yourself, and you know how to handle a girl. You know it’s really a shame you’re so set on snuffing me because I reckon we could make a good couple.’

‘Erm I’m not really into relationships, even with a really hot girl like you, as much as I enjoy your company, I just can’t help thinking about how much I want to fuck your corpse.’

‘You might change your mind after I give you a blow job. Just for the sake of curiosity, what would you like to do on a second date? Go for something to eat? Watch a movie?’

‘Er well in the very unlikely event of me not snuffing you tonight I’d probably invite you round for dinner.’ Ted suggested.

‘Oh yea, what would you cook?’ Chloe asked.

‘Well I think that your fabulous tits would probably taste as good as they look so I’d probably go for frying them on a griddle.’ Ted explained.

‘Still not exactly the foundation of a long term relationship then.’ Chloe sighed.

‘Alas no. Look I’m itching to shoot you again. Can I put one in your belly yet?’ Ted asked.

‘Look, why don’t you just go back to shooting me where and when you feel like it. I’d really prefer it if you didn’t shoot me at all so there’s not much point in you asking my permission. If you could just keep feeling me up and maybe kiss me again, that’s the sort of thing that will help cheer me up.’

Ted grinned. ‘I was hoping you’d say that. It kinda ruins my laconic killer style if I have to keep on asking you.’ He picked up the gun and traced it up Chloe’s thigh.

The gorgeous brunette shivered as the smooth metal tube of the silencer slid over her skin. She looked into Ted’s eyes as it reached the silk cloth of her knickers, he drew it up the slightly damp cleft, increasing the pressure a little and traced it up and down. Chloe moaned a little, Ted was continuing to fondle her breast and was running his thumb round her nipple. He drew her in closer to him, leaned in for a kiss and raised the barrel of the gun a little higher, pressing it into her belly. Chloe closed her eyes, she parted her lips and felt Ted’s tongue slip between them, she met it with her own. She ran her fingers up his back exploring his hard muscles. Ted squeezed her breast harder. It hurt but she loved having her tits played with and she felt herself moistening a little more down below. Then came the soft tweep, such a contrast to the burning pain in her belly. Her eyes flew open and she would have cried out were her cries not muffled by the kiss she still shared with her killer. There was another tweep and another burst of pain. Tears rolled down Chloe’s cheeks as a ball of icy fire seemed to form inside her.

Ted broke off the kiss and pushed her back so he could admire his handy work. ‘God, the more holes I put in you, the sexier you look. I could put bullets into you all day long. I love that agonised but determined expression you’ve got, it’s so hot, it just invites me to want to shoot you more and more.

‘Is there any expression I could wear that would encourage you to put less bullets in me?’ Chloe groaned.

‘Just the one you wear when you decide it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil.’ Said Ted and shot her again, this time just above her panties.

‘Ooh fuck that really hurts. I know what I just said, but could you please shoot me somewhere else next time’

‘Sure’ said Ted smiling and shot her two inches to the left.

‘Oh you fucker. You know that’s not what I meant. You’re supposed to be trying to get me turned on remember.’

‘Sorry, I just wanted to see that expression again.’ Ted said grinning.

Chloe scowled at him. ‘I’m beginning to think you don’t care about my feelings at all.’ She tried to stand up, her knees were a little weak and she needed to support herself on the table. ‘Oo I think those cocktails have gone to my head.’

‘It could be the blood loss as well, you’re leaking quite a bit.’ Ted suggested.

Chole looked at herself in the mirrored wall. ‘I am aren’t I. You’ve put quite a few holes in me to leak out of. I do look pretty sexy though. I bet if I were watching this happen to me rather than actually experiencing I’d be really turned on.’

‘I bet you’e more turned on than you think. Why don’t you play with yourself a little?’ Ted encouraged.

‘Mmm, that’s not a bad idea’ Said Chloe caressing her breasts. ‘Since you’re too busy shooting me to be tending to my sexual needs.’ She lowered one hand, gently stroking her wounded belly. ‘I bet this is giving you an even bigger hard-on isn’t it.’

‘It’s certainly a very pleasant show. Do you think you could move your hips a little?’ Ted responded.

Chloe started to sway gently as she moved her left hand lower, her fingers slipping down to the damp crease of her panties. ‘See, it’s very easy to please the other person in a relationship with just a little effort. You should try it sometime when you’re not feeling so selfish. Mmm this actually feels pretty good.’

‘I knew you’d get into things eventually. Just move your right hand a moment, I think your tits need some more attention.’ Ted instructed.

Chloe scowled but moved her hand anyway, stroking her belly while she continued to rub her crotch with the other. The way her arms were placed squeezed her breasts together, making them an even more inviting target. Ted aimed carefully and fired. His first shot hit the side of her right breast. His second shot pierced her left tit, just below her nipple, close enough to put a neat little hole in her dusky pink aureola. ‘Ooh fuck! I don’t know how much more of this my tits can take. It feels like they’re on fire.’ Chloe moaned cupping her wounded puppies.

‘Well if it helps I think I could take that blow job now.’ Ted stated, matter of factly.

‘You seriously expect to just coldly shoot me in the tits and then have me drop to my knees and pleasure you?’

‘Well the alternative is that I just keep shooting you in fun places until you snuff it and then have my way with you. And I’d take your knickers off first so I can slip you one nice and easily once you’re ready to cum.’

‘You are unbelievable’ growled Chloe, wiggling her silky panties over her hips. ‘I’ve never met a more selfish, arrogant, person. I just hope you’ve got a big fat cock in those trousers because you definitely need a redeeming feature about now. Ted shot her in the belly, just to the left of her navel. ‘Uunh, see what I mean, selfish!’ Chloe said kicking the knickers off her feet.

She took a couple of steps towards Ted and then slowly, sexily, lowered herself to her knees and crawled towards him, a predatory expression on her face.

Ted breathed in deeply as Chloe slowly unzipped his fly. She delved in, and freed his rigid cock from the trappings of his boxers. She wasn’t disappointed by what she found. ‘Mmm nice. I love a big hard cock. I wish I could have it inside me now.’ She said, and then ran her tongue up the length of his shaft. She looked up at him as she licked round his cock-head and then parted her lips and took him into her mouth. Ted gasped. She took him straight down swallowing him in one gulp. Then set about slurping up and down his turgid pole rythmically. Ted was breathing heavily, the sensation was fantastic, he wasn’t going to last long at this rate. ‘Oh yea that feels good, my god you’re a pro. Oh yea keep going like that.’ He encouraged. Chloe heard him and sucked harder and faster.

She reached between her legs searching for her clit. Despite her earlier protestations, she was hot and wet and well lubricated. She rubbed it vigorously, imagining the fat cock she was gobbling plunging in and out of her pussy. Ted breathed slowly, deeply watching her head bob up and down, watching as she rammed two fingers into her pussy. Chloe started to suck harder and faster, rubbing herself harder too. Mashing her clit with forefinger while probing into her slit with the middle two, her hand was like a blur. Ted started panting as the pleasure built. If things carried on like this he was going to cum.

He pulled Chloe off and pushed her back. She looked up at him desperately rubbing between her thighs frantically. Ted fired two more shots into her breasts watching the gorgeous globes wobble and jiggle as the rounds plunged into them. He stroked his cock slowly as he watched her pleasuring herself. He could see Chloe was getting Closer, starting to pant. He knelt down between her parted thighs and leaned over her looking into her eyes. He traced the gun up over her belly to the base of her right breast. He felt for the ridges of her ribs, ensuring the barrel was rested in the space between them, and pulled the trigger. The bullet penetrated Chloe’s chest drove into her lung. The beautiful brunette cried out in agony but continued to rub her sex feverishly. Ted bent over to Kiss her. Despite her wounds, Chloe endeavoured aside herself up to meet him. Ted parted from the kiss, drew the gun down nestled the barrel between her pussy lips and fired. Chloe’s eyes flew wide open. Ted raised the gun to her left breast. Shoved the barrel into the meat of her tit and pulled the trigger.

Chloe cried out as she felt the bullet plough into her pussy. She met Ted’s gaze as he fired the shot into her chest, the bullet drove in deep passing through her ribcage and piercing her heart. She felt Ted’s long fat cock drive into her soaking cunt. She bucked her hips to meet him, driving him as far inside as possible. She felt his hands grip her chest, squeezing her bullet riddled breasts. She thrust her hips wildly letting herself go completely she opened her mouth and cried out with delight as the climax she was waiting for overtook her she desaparately tried to cling onto life so she could make the most of her final orgasm the only thing that mattered to her now was to cum and cum and cum.

Ted drove in and out of the shuddering beauty mashing her tits in his hands. He watched as blood flowed freely from her lips, felt her shiver beneath him. He rammed in harder and bent down once kiss his dying victim.

Chloe was lost in the midst of her massive orgasm . She was dimly aware of Ted leaving over to kiss her. She parted her lips reflexively allowing his tongue entry into her mouth, closed her eyes and emitted a long and final sigh.

Ted felt Chloe go limp beneath him. He continued to kiss her, tasting her blood on her lips. He sat up and pulled out of her, admired her beautiful still body and gently stroked her cheek, brushing away a few blood splattered strands of hair. For a few minutes he let his hands explore her unresisting body, lovingly caressing her, tenderly running his fingers over her wonderful curves. Then, gently, he placed his still hard cock to the entrance of her cunt and slid it into her beautiful corpse.

Being dead was an interesting experience of Chloe. She had never really thought about what would happen when she died. She had imagined her death over and over again, but never really considered whether there was any sort of afterlife. It turned out that there was more than one and that they could be selected from something resembling those touch screen pods you have when turning up for an appointment at a GP surgery, except that it was a bit more ethereal and hung in the middle of an infinite white space. There was a simple survey that asked about any religious beliefs, thoughts about spirituality, the nature of ones death and then presented a range of options. Chloe thought carefully and then made her choice.

Ted was gliding in and out of Chloe’s delightful dead pussy and was enjoying the way her pale breasts with their now bluish nipples were bouncing up and down in time with his movements. He also loved the frozen expression on her angelic face, she looked sated. Ted felt an icy chill run down his spine. He shivered.

‘I do look fucking hot don’t I. I can see why you’re into this necro thing.’ Said a voice that seemed to come from behind him, but also directly in his head. He turned round to see what was unmistakably Chloe’s ghost sitting on the seat in the booth. The apparition looked just like The corpse beneath him aside from the fact she was semi-transparent, was a bluish-white colour and didn’t have any bullet holes in her tits. She was wearing an outfit not dissimilar to the one the living Chloe had been wearing although this was also translucent so you could see her nakedness beneath. She waved at him and smiled. ‘Don’t stop’ the spirit said. ‘I still have a bit of a link to my body so I can kind of feel what it’s feeling in a dissociated sort of way. It’s nice keep going, we can chat while you fuck me.’ The spirit stood up and walked round the other side of the booth so that Ted could see her without having to crane it’s neck.

Ted gulped but did as instructed and continued to fuck Chloe’s gorgeous corpse. He looked up at the ghostly apparition to see that she was stroking her breasts. He glanced over at Debbie who was pottering away at the bar, clearly oblivious to the ghostly presence. ‘She can’t see me. Only you can.’ Said the ghost ‘And I wouldn’t talk out loud to me or she’ll think you’re weird. Don’t worry if you just think what you want to say I’ll hear it.’

Chloe heard ‘What the fuck!’

She smiled ‘I’m here to haunt you. I had a range of things to choose from when I died but I decided to go with a vengeful spirit that haunts it’s killer until it can find peace. I think by peace though they just mean I can go back and choose another option from the afterlife menu.’

Ted was beginning to feel decidedly uncomfortable. Chloe’s spirit had a devious smile playing on her lips. ‘So you’re here to kill me then’ the thought rose unbidden in Ted’s mind.

‘Actually no. Despite ticking the box on the survey, I’m not actually that feeling vengeful. You were a bit of an arse and you could certainly learn lessons about managing your date’s feelings, especially if you’re snuffing them, but by the end of the evening I’d quite enjoyed myself and I came like a freight train at the end there.’

‘So what, you’re haunting me because you want another date?’ Ted thought. Looking up at the ghost disbelievingly.

‘Basically yes.’ Said Chloe ‘Hey don’t forget to keep fucking my corpse. Mmm yea that feels good. Apparently one of my abilities is to possess living beings and take over their bodies temporarily. I think it’s supposed to help me exact my revenge on you. What I thought is that you could carry on having dates here, I could possess the girl you’re dating and then experience being snuffed by you all over again.’

Ted started to relax ‘That sound’s pretty cool’ he thought.

‘You’ll have to make more of an effort to pleasure me though. Or I may get a bit vengeful after all.’ Chloe chided ‘And you’ll have to put up with me hanging around you quite a bit. You know, given that you’re not into relationships.’

‘I could probably learn to put up with you over time. Failing that I’ll just have to google a good exorcist.’ Ted said grinning.

‘I think you should forget trying to romance me and get back to doing what you’re good at. Put some more effort into fucking my sexy dead body will you. It took a lot of work absorbing all those bullets’

Ted grinned and started to screw the dead Chloe vigorously sliding his cock in and out of her sexy dead body. He grabbed her breasts squeezing them hard, loving the way she was unable to resist. He increased the tempo fucking her harder and harder. He looked up to see her ghost playing with herself, one hand caressing her breasts, the other lodged in her pussy.

Chloe caught his gaze ‘I’m loving what you’re doing to my slutty little corpse. Fuck me, abuse me, do whatever you want with me.’ She encouraged, frigging herself harder.

Ted mauled her tits, sinking his fingers into the bullet holes and drove in and out of her pussy relentlessly. He was breathing hard, and reaching the limit of his endurance, after a few more strokes he could feel himself starting to go and pulled out of her soaking dead cunt to spray his cum all over her beautiful face and tits. He looked up at her ghost and saw that she was laid back, legs parted, ethereal love juices dripping from her cunt but drifting into nothingness before they hit the floor. Her chest was rising and falling her nipples hard and erect.

Chloe looked over. ‘Fuck me that was good. I hope you have it in you to do that again later.’ She said

‘Me too’ Ted agreed ‘I don’t suppose you have it in you to reanimate your corpse do you? I bet we could have a lot of fun with it.’

‘Hmm nice idea. There are quite a few classes I can enroll in to develop my haunting skills. I’ll see whether that gets covered anywhere. I bet I’d make a great zombie. You can stick my corpse in a freezer to keep me fresh until we know if there’s anything you can do with me. Failing that you can oven roast my tits’

Ted stood up he shook the last few drops of his cum over the face of the corpse, aiming for her open mouth and then walked over to sit down next to her ghost. He prodded her. His hand went right through her ‘No substance then? It’s a shame we can’t rough and tumble directly.’

‘I think I can learn to take on more of a physical presence so that’s done thing else we can work towards.’ Chloe fiddled with her hair flirtatiously and looked over to the bar. ‘So I need to practice my possession skills. I might just see if I can slip into something blonde. I think you should order a few more rounds’ She said nodding towards the gun.

Ted grinned. What a fabulous first date!