Eight - Shopping at the Mall

I’m trying to get my thoughts straight. What the hell am I doing here? I don’t mean in the total sense, I’m not trying to be deep, just trying to figure out who I pissed off in a previous life to put me here. One day I’m sitting on a beach towel sucking down a multi-colored concoction that kills brain cells at a rate I’ve lost count of. The next I’m sitting here, in a bathroom stall at the mall trying to figure out what led me to this point in my life, and take a shit. I’m tired, I could fall asleep here, then I hear it, some punk kid is getting his rocks off kicking in the doors and messing up the restroom. I peek under and see his retarded army boots, he’s getting closer, don’t do it shithead. He’s on a roll, not going to let me finish, I stand up, pull up my pants, zip my fly and he kicks in the door. Surprise stupid, this stall is occupied! I grab him by the shirt and pull him in, stick his head right in the bowl (forgot to flush), I punch him hard right in the side, oof I think he inhaled. I pull him out he’s coughing, don’t pass out on me yet junior, “Stupid kid, next time you feel pent up frustration try whacking off like everyone else!” I drop him to the floor unconscious. I go to wash my hands, I stop, I don’t feel fresh. Nice shirt, hope P. Diddy doesn’t mind, ahhhh, the feel of cotton.

I step out into the international food emporium we Americans call the food court. Nina’s sitting at a table looking sexy as hell. I sit across from her, she’s rubbing my chest, I look at her, she smiles, “You feel better?” “You’ll never know”, I tell her. I’m looking around for the Major, where the hell is he? Then I see him out of the corner of my eye, hard to miss the only man who wears a pith helmet to the mall. He gives me the “shh” sign and then sneaks up behind Nina, grabs her in a big bear hug, she squeals, I swear he copped a feel. She turns to great him with a hug, he’s beaming, she does that to men. He sits down; I want to know why we had to meet here, and why I’m back in the states? He tells me, “It’s and emergency, but not an emergency, thing is I’ve been working with Chen since you left, he asked me to help out a friend, and I’m a bit over my head. He’s got a party tonight and I need a trifecta.” “Why meet at the Mall?” I ask, he comes right back, “Best place to shop, no?” No, best place to get caught.

I tell Nina what we need, tell her to take an hour and then meet me behind Sears. On the way to the van, Major and I grab a beer at the only liquor serving establishment, he fills me in on how good business has been since I left. When we get to the van Nina’s got tonight’s specials ready to go. The first is a sturdy blonde, nice solid thick legs, meaty, maybe even a little pudgy, but a cute face. The redhead has a Midwestern look, bold red hair, has a shirt that shows off the last bit of baby fat on that soft tummy. She’s a freckled excited sort who thinks this is going to be an adventure, she’s right. The last is a raven haired plump girl with smooth tan skin, tiny lips, beautiful smile. All three are prime and should get the Major in good with Chen. We hop in the van and Nina’s pouring drinks, they’re toasting the night, secretly so am I. As we drive they’re getting wasted, Nina’s tasting the blonde as the Major crawls back and starts enjoying our tan little ham. I hate being the designated driver. Miss Midwest is just giggling watching everything unfold all around her.

I follow the Major’s directions and wind up at a warehouse I’ve never seen before. My instinct is telling me something, but the show in the back is clouding my thoughts. The Major has his conquest stripped clean, he’s in and loving it. Nina has the blonde eating her out while she fingers the redhead who has joined the party. I figure it’s like old times, so I hop out to meet our benefactors.

I walk down this long corridor and there’s this tall guy, seems to be waiting for me, “You the supplier?” I laugh, I never liked titles. He leads me to meet the boss, a guy who doesn’t have time for questions, he wants to know where the meat is, he has a party and a lot of hungry guests. I tell him to check out the van, don’t bother to tell him about the Major, this should ruin the moment, wish I could see the look on the Major’s face. We stand there awkwardly for a few minutes, not really much small talk in this business. He asks if I want to watch them prep one, I say sure, it’s been a while. They drag the redhead in, she’s kicking and screaming. She sees me and starts pleading for me to help her, I tell her to calm down and she tries. Her lower lip is protruding and she’s trying so hard to hold back her tears. She’s naked on all fours on a cold steel table, her skin is all goose bumped and they have her leashed to a metal pole snugly. I tell her, “You see babe, guys pay a lot of money for a sweet thing like you. These men paid me so they can take pleasure in your flesh.” Her eyes are watering up, “They’re going to rape me?” “No darling, they’re going to eat you.” With that a big guy comes forward grabs the leash, holds her up and high, she lets out this deep guttural moan. With one swift move he slices her from neck to twat and dumps the guts over the side of the table. It’s a delayed reaction, she’s stunned and starts to shake. He picks her up ties her hair real tight in a knot and using this, dips her into a pot of boiling oil, deep frying her. She tries to talk, but nothing comes out and her eyes rollup into her head. The boss tells me, “We need meat real fast, the others will slow cook.” I nod. “By the way your partner wants to see you.” I bet he does. When I go in the second room they have the blonde screaming as they slow roast and turn her over some hot coals, the room smells magnificent. The tan plump one is being marinated as she calls out to the Major, but the Major is running over to me. “They have Nina”, he blurts out. Shit, I figured the Major would tell them, guess they didn’t respect a naked man fucking their dinner. I tell the boss, “You have something of mine.” He tells me I may be too late. In the far corner of the next room they have Nina simmering in a large pot, apple wedged firmly in her mouth. She’s fighting not to cry as they pour vegetables and spices all over her. One guy in the back keeps ladling the stock over her head. I rush to the side of the pot, they have her arms and legs tied behind her and her skin is reddening. I tell the boss he’s made a mistake, but he just tells me “She will be delicious” I’ve never been one to share.

I push the boss out of the way and he collides into the pot. I need to get her out, but the pots too high. The Major has a ladder they use, I tell him to turn around, like a bad Three Stooges bit he wipes out two of them. I go to climb the ladder, the boss clears his throat, shit he’s got a gun. Nina’s quietly moaning, she’s starting to cook, damn she smells great. The little tan one tries to take advantage of the moment and bolts for the door, she’s all greased up and can’t open it, just starts wiggling and squealing now. The boss screams out, she freezes, he points the gun back at the Major and tells him to put the ladder down in front of the pot. I peek at the blonde, poor pig she’s all meat now, my stomachs rumbling. The boss calls me back, “You have fucked up my menu. I have people out there hungry and waiting, that redhead was just an appetizer. So let’s put this little ham in there with your girlfriend and since you knocked out my staff, you’re gonna help me serve the blonde, and then the stew.” He casually walks to the door grabs the girl by the hair and leads her up the ladder. He’s got her bent over the side, head underwater, man what a great ass. I’m shocked when Nina reaches over and grabs his neck with her arms, nimble little mix, she got her hands to the front. As he’s struggling I’m up the ladder getting his gun. I toss it to the Major who leads him down at gunpoint. I help Nina out, she’s weary, and hot to the touch. As I go down I gently nudge the tan one into the pot. While she’s flopping about I carry Nina, trying to rationalize with the boss, all the time watching the Major, not feeling at all comfortable with him holding a gun, “Listen Boss, you ordered three girls, you got three. We’re just gonna slink out here ok?” He’s got a real mean look in his eyes, We start to walk out, Nina’s wet, hot body feels so right in my arms, her hair, wet at the ends caressing her neck, her meat so tender and inviting, I’m having a tough time walking with a boner the size of New Zealand. She looks up at me, her mouth slightly open, I should stop and kiss her, but that will just get me shot.

We get to the car, I lay Nina down in the back, I ask the Major to drive, he’s just happy to get out of here. I look down at Nina, she’s out like a light. Then her eyes open, she smiles at me, reaches out and pulls me to her mouth. I’ve kissed her hundreds of times, but this time the sweetness is accented by something more primal. She whispers in my ear, “Do you want to eat me?” I smile, “Not yet.” But I can’t help thinking someday. She giggles, knowing what I mean, but I completely missed her meaning as she guides me downward. You know Jackie Gleason knew what he was talking about, “How sweet it is.”

Fucking Major’s watching.