My Visit to a Cannibal Psychiatrist by Ludovico

My Visit to a Cannibal Psychiatrist

Once, back when I was concerned about my obsession with cannibalism and bondage, before I discovered the internet (and found out I was normal), I went to see a shrink.

He told me he was going to start with a ror??? something test.

Well, he took out what appeared to be an ink drawing, but had been folded in half, so was all blotted. He asked me what the picture was: I could barely make out a helpless girl being placed in a cauldron.

The next pic was just as bad, but I told him it looked like a girl being tied to a bbq spit.

Finally, he showed me one that was a little better, of a girl bound in a roasting pan.

Then, unbelievably, the idiot accused me of being preoccupied with girls getting cooked and eaten???

I replied angrily that he was the one with all the cannibal pics!!!

From then on I just drank a lot of wine and beer, and happily discovered the internet.