A Dream by Ludovico

I have a dream. A group of enterprising WE lovers invest in props. Pots, spits, grills,realitistic cardboard cutouts of various cannibals (natives, backwoodsmen, witches, politicians, etc.), poles to hang the catch on with special straps, and cannibal figures to hold the poles, cages, ovens, platters, and other jungle gym type devices. The props are taken by truck to various country fairs, parks, beach resorts, carnivals, etc., and advertised as an interactive exhibit. Folks of all ages can get their pictures taken in a cannibal adventure, for a small charge. Soon it catches on nationwide. More trucks with props travel the country. A pay website is created, called The Adventure Experience, which is deemed totally nonsexual, just good clean fun for all ages. If people are willing to allow their pictures posted, with cannibal adventure story captions of being lured, trapped, captured, bound, and carried off to be prepared, roasted, and eaten in a variety of scenarios, they are payed a small fee. This becomes so popular it is used as a fund-raiser at colleges, high schools, and even intermediate schools. Students pay to pose in the progressive scenes, based on special scripts developed by famous cannibal writers, and adventure picture books are created for them (all funded by the website, which has updates every day of the progressive adventures). Soon it is a national craze, and there is even a free website, called CIEL, with a variety of random pictures. Even the nonsexual teenage detective adventure lovers start including girls captured and bound for the serving platter, escecially by hungry witches. A reality show, called Cannibal Island, has contestants voting which one goes into the pot each evening. Police shows on TV have plots involving girls and boys disappearing in the clutches of cannibal cults. There is even a comedy cannibal cooking show, and consensual plotlines in others. Latenight talk shows make cannibal jokes. The ultimate is when 2 identical bubble gum idols make a movie with a subplot of various cannibal groups trying to capture them for their 18th birthday. They keep on freeing themselves, but there are lots of imagination scenes of them being prepared and cooking. I left out the best part. Plastic vegetables and fruits can be made into costumes to wear, like bathing suits. That way females can pose on the various spits (made with special straps for comfort), grills, roasting pans, pots, preparation tables, etc., without nudity. Once deemed nonsexual adventure, contests can be sponsored at various schools and colleges for most delicious spit roast, etc. The prizes would be paid for by the website, which would naturally post the pics. There can be consensual and non-consensual categories. Imagine girls trying out for most fearful look while in the stew pot, or best looking struggling on the grill. Halloween would not only have witches costumes, but victims costumes and the props as well. Plays could be videotaped, with prizes for most dramatic, or most original, and tastiest dish. Imagine a few hundred short videotapes of real girl-next-door adventures involving being lured, trapped captured and cooked. All amateurs pleading not to be cooked by various cannibals. Legal, nonsexual, good, clean fun and adventure, like acting out fairy tales. Probaby will never happen, but then again? I have a dream! Someone let me know if I should stop buying wine on sale at under $10 a bottle.

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