Schr�dinger's Girl by Drgong

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“Ok class, welcome to Philosophy 101 at Dolcett U. Hope all have bought there books, nice to see all you freshmen girls at the university, hopefully a few of you will be graduating with honors, as that the only way to graduate here.

Now today we will be talking about Schrödinger’s and quantum physics, which in many cases collide with the basic philosophy. Now, he had a famous concept that called Schrödinger’s cat. But the animal rights people will not let me use a cat, so, does anyone know what Schrödinger’s cat is?”

A freshmen redhead rasied her hand “Jamie Mcgrath?”

“Isn’t that where you ring a bell and a cat starts to slobber since it going to get food?”

“No, that pavlov dog, and come on down yes, you dear, please come forward.”

“Now Jamie Mcgrath, what a lovely redhead, is going to be our test subject, don’t worry Jamie, you will get a A for the first quarter of the class for being the subject. Now here is a box, we will call this the quantum box. Now Jamie will enter into the box, like this, and I will seal it up. ”

Click.

“Now..inside the box is a poison gas capsule and a giger counter reading radiation from a isotope. if enough hits happen, which is random, the vial will be broken, and the poison gas will kill Jamie. ”

The class shuffled somewhat, they knew that Dolcett U was dangerous, but this was philosophy 101, most thought this would be a safe class. The girls looked at each other, then at the professor.

“Now, we do not know if the vial is broken or not. As you can see, the box is sealed, not even I know if the vial is broken. Now, you where supposed to read the chapters, Jamie did not. Now, I am going to ask a simple question, and ask a student, get it right, A for the quarter, wrong, and your sweet little coed ass will be at my place for a little R&R.”

“According to Schrodinger, is Jamie alive or dead?”

“So… Rebbecca Jones?”

“Ummm…alive?”

The professor smiled, “Rebbecca, why don’t you sit down front, we have an appointment with my cellar for you.”

“so, Alia Al-Awas?”

The Arab foreign exchange student smiled, “Well, Dead then, if she not alive..”

“Alia, join your blond friend Rebbecca here, appointments are to be made.”

As Alia walked foward, the professor smiled, she was so pale she was whiter then most redheads.

“Jamie is both alive and dead, as we have not tested her to see if she alive or dead. Now, at the time he wrote, this was solved that there was TWO jamies there, and the one that appeared when we open the glass observation panel. Now, modern scientists say there was a split of alternate realities, one where Jamie lives, and one where Jamie dies.”

“Now class, follow the syllabus, and know your reading materials, otherwise, your going to end up like cute little Alia and Rebbecca here. Of course, it doesn’t matter to me, I enjoy my hobbies. Now lets see if Jamie is alive or not.”

The professor opened the gate and there was a grinning Jamie, no idea how close she could of been dead. The Professor opened the box, and Jamie walked out, he watched her cute tight rear as she walked back to her seat. He hoped she didn’t like reading as much as he liked her body.

As the class walked out, the professor looked at his two pupils that where staying. This semester was already looking up, two fine coeds to be used as breeding stock….