"Celebrity eats" (story) by Drgong

I sit down and turn on the TV

“Hi this is John Conner, and welcome to Celebrity Eats!”

“Today we have the always lovely Cate Blanchett, Famous thespian and award winning actress. Welcome to the show”

“Thank you John, I have always wanted to come to the show, and now I cannot wait to see what you have planned”

“Well for those who are not aware of how this show works, our guest and a clone come to our show, we discuss cooking and the fine art of preparing the female as a dinner. Now Cate, you have not seen your clone, isn’t that correct?”

“Yes John, O wow, she, well I, is gorgeous!”

In from the right comes a younger, slightly filled out Cate, gaged and cuffed, in a toga like outfit that is tight enough around the skin to show off her curves.

“yes, all of our guests are always a little surprised when they see themselves, let alone when they see themselves cook. as you can see we selected a clone that has been aged to 28 years old and also we made sure she was well fed and added another five to ten pounds on her frame.”

“Yes, I remember when I was that young, wow, I have to say, she will cook up nicely!”

“Now first we must strip the meat, in this case, it is quite simple, (John quickly removes the cloth showing the cloned Cate in her glory). Now Cate, we always give the choice to our guest, how are we going to cook yourself up?”

Cate pauses, finger on lips as she looks at her scared, wiggling clone. “you know John, I was always scared of hanging as a girl, so I think stringing her up, then breaking her down for a BBQ would be ideal.”

“Well we need to go to a commercial break, but we will have Cate’s clone strung up before you return, so don’t change that channel!”

(Commercial break)

Well, cate, I must say, your clone does share your fear of hanging!

(laughing) Well, I guess it just what you think of. OOOooo, look at her kick as she pulled up.

Yes, we will leave the camera on the clone as we discuss what you want to cook.

“Well, what I was thinking is breaking her down, Stuffed breasts, BBQ ribs, and slow cooking the rump and leg meat in a oven, do you have a recommendation on the arms John?

“well since this is close to the July 4th holiday, I was thinking cutting it into small medallion steaks and cooking them on a grill with Potatoes and onions”

“that sounds wonderful John, look at my clone kick, I never knew I had that much energy!”

Indeed, we will go to the next break, and when we return, your clone should be finished kicking

(Commercial break, that is suddenly interrupted by a quilting show)

“Honey! did you record your quilting show over my cooking show tape, jeez, I will have to catch the rerun!”

Then I got a idea, if she wants to record over my tape, fine, but a phone call later…

“yes, I would like to order one Pleasure/food clone, Cate Blanchett type, age….20…