A Bunny's Tale by Clemstra

Copyright 2003 Clemstra

A Bunny’s Tale - Clemstra

“Okay kids, what shall we tell you?”

“We want to know how Bunny came to us,” they chanted.

The man and woman looked down at the children, “Okay,”said the woman. “I have to get Bunny ready, but your father can tell you the tale of how she came to us.”

The men/ogre creatures were still laughing, cackling and Bunny was getting bored, even sleepy. Not to mention it was cold and Bunny’s nipples were freezing. The Men/Ogre’s had dug her up from hibernation and so far they hadn’t wanted either sex or to eat her. Perhaps they were not quite aware of what she was?

She asked, were they aware she was a multi, one of those evolved towards the light, that is in the intermediate state between mortal and immortal? In her case possessing more then a million lives/re-embodiments. They gave her a “Huh.” Sighing she stated it in simpler terms they might understand.

“you know, my people have more then one life, we need to get rid of energy?”

“Huh” they responded.

Bunny further simplified, “We need to get eaten every now and then. You can eat us more then once, we may even become immortal, maybe?”

They scratched their heads then smiled, “eat you” they said.

Bunny smiled, they had got it “yes, you can eat me.”

“Bunny girl,” they chimed gleefully.

“Well, my type of multi does have bunny like features prefering earthen homes, thus my tail and ears like a bunny, but otherwise I’m a human woman.”

“Eat you,” they chimed.

Bunny sighed again with a flick of her fluffy bunny tail. Okay, these were pretty simplistic. She wondered if they even knew about cooking, but they had clothing so they must know how to at least dress themselves.

“Yes, eat me,” Bunny said. “You dug me out of a hibernative state so at least eat me.”

They were confused again, Bunny tried make it simple for them. “Eat me, okay just eat me.”

They smiled and finally grabbed her, but instead of eating her, they started laughing and cackling about how yummy she would be. Bunny hoped this was not an indication of all of her new neighbors in this part of the forest.

She’d moved here because of the big carnivorous tree. Come spring she would let the tree eat her, thus proving friendship and a mutual alliance. That done she would build an underground house under the tree’s deadly reach, which would be a good protection for her, except in winter. Like now for instance. It was winter, the tree was asleep and these @#%^% had woke her out of a sound hibernation without eating her.

Bunny wondered if they needed encouragement. Perhaps they needed to know she was one of the willing prey types. It was cold, she was shivering. She started pointing out her features, guiding their hands to parts of her body so they could see how yummy she was.

“See, yummy soft breasts, with a good amount of meat to fat ratio and plentiful portions. Soft yummy arms, yummy fingers,” she waved her fingers in front of them. “Good ribs, soft stomach flesh, fine soft tender thighs, excellent rump roast.” They clapped at her presentation but did not seem to want to eat her.

“Okay,” said Bunny in a now dangerous sounding voice, her bunny ears moving down in anger. The tone of her seemed angry, making them move back.

“You dug me up out of a sound sleep and will not eat me. Why?” She screamed?

“Not hungry,” said their apparent leader.

“Not hungry, NOT HUNGRY,” shouted Bunny. “Why did you dig me up then?”

“Wanted to see Bunny girl, pet you, never had a pet before,” they explained.

“Okay,” she said apparently taking this in. “that’s IT, Die, die teasing scum.” She yelled jumping at them with clear intent.

The men/ogre creatures started moving back fast, then seemed to remember that they were in fact bigger then her. Bigger, but maybe the Bunny creature was really mean. They started to run again. Bunny started to leap at the leader with what looked like a really deadly foot maneuver. No one had told him Bunny people could be mean. He thought they were cute, cuddly, fun,sexy and most of all yummy. Now the Bunny girl was going berserk on them.

Suddenly something wrapped itself around Bunny just as her foot was about to make a nasty indentation on the leader of the men/ogre’s face. Bunny found herself twirled around to face a man on horseback with a whip.

“What’s going on here,” said the well dressed, clean and finely manicured man with handsome features.

“Bunny woman try to hurt us, “said the men/ogre creatures.

The man looked at her, his light brown eyes questioning her.

“They dug me out of hibernation, teased me, and would not eat me,” said Bunny.

“Okay, I can see the problem here,” he said. “Guys,” he addressed the men/ogre creatures, “I’ll handle this, but you had best leave for the moment.”

“Want to pet Bunny,” they said with pathetic need.

“Don’t think that would be wise right now, Bunny is obviously very pissed.”

The men/ogre creatures sadly turned and trudged into the forest.

“Sorry about that,” he said unwrapping his whip from Bunny’s body. “They really don’t mean any harm, their just so child like sometimes.”

Bunny shivered in the cold, “I’m sorry too, it’s just I’m” and Bunny sniffled a bit.

“Oh, I’m sorry, your cold and in need,” he said. “Tell you what, why don’t I take you to my house, my wife and I can fix you up proper, pop you in a big oven then eat you?”

“Your not teasing me are you,” a now almost sobbing Bunny asked?

“No, no, really you look simply delicious. We would even like to play with you.”

“Well,” said Bunny, “I’ve never really had sex with another woman before, just men.”

“Well, maybe you can decide when you meet my wife, you know nothing’s carved in stone,” he replied. “Let’s get you home first though” and he wrapped a nice silk cloak around the shivering Bunny.

He brought her home, his wife was delighted. “Bunny honey,” she said. “I understand those meanies were teasing poor soft, yummy so fun looking Bunny.” She stroked Bunny’s ears, Bunny’s soft blonde hair and body. Bunny felt herself stir sexually and decided to give this thing a chance.

So the nice young man and his wife started playing with Bunny. They stroked her body to a fine high pitch, then the man had sex with Bunny from behind while his wife played with Bunny’s nice breast roasts. They showed Bunny the nice kitchen.

They prepared Bunny with great style, something Bunny greatly enjoyed. Then Bunny, all nicely seasoned, with potatoes and carrots surrounding her, an apple in her mouth, went into the nice warm oven to bake. While Bunny baked, the man and wife then made love on the kitchen table. They ate Bunny for dinner that night, she was the yummiest thing they had ever eaten. They told Bunny this while they ate her. They told Bunny this once she got her new body and stood before them.

They then invited Bunny to come to bed with them, for they had a very big soft bed that would easily fit three. Bunny was a nice, soft addition to their bedroom. In the morning they convinced Bunny to stay with them. For it was still winter, cold…brrrrr, and wasn’t this so much better then hibernating. Bunny stayed the winter.

In the spring they pointed out to Bunny that she could just as easily study plants and bugs, (entomology) from their house in the forest as she could from the big, bunny people eating tree. Would not Bunny’s people be just as impressed by her scholarly pursuits from their house as from one Bunny might make underground? Bunny stayed with them. Then the man’s wife had babies, and Bunny helped them raise the babies, falling in love with them herself.

“And that children,” said the man, “is how Bunny came to live with us and is still with us today.”

The children clapped their hands as their mother came in. “Bunny in the oven,” they chimed.

“Yes dear’s, Bunny’s in the oven baking. It is after all Spring, Easter to be precise. What would Easter be without an Easter Bunny in the oven.” They all agreed, as they gleefully went Easter egg hunting.

Bunny was as always, absolutely yummy for dinner that night!

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But, I liked it. Very imaginative. Also gives me ideas for a few things in my fantasy world.

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Mamabliss illustrated A Bunny’s Tale for me. He still has it on his sit somewhere and I have a copy on my hard drive.

Nothing says lovin like something from the oven.

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I have to upgrade the site for it, but I could set it up so you can post the images and actually add the illustration to the site. Would you like that?

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Allowing illustrations sounds great. Would this cost you anything? If so I’d like to donate for this.

Nothing says lovin like something from the oven.

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Donations would be nice, but I’m not going to mandate them. I’m just going to bribe people when they donate. Just working on the exact details of the ‘bribe’ at this point.

Let me get the newest version of Drupal out, it should have the “allow user to insert images themselves” type of feature. Not to mention a few cleanups/speedups in code.

Then I’ll write the filter to let you post things properly.