Well, be that as it may ...
This will get you to the Necrobabes Public Board; if a dialogue box pops up asking for name & password, the username can be any letter of the alphabet or any two-digit number. The password is "snuff" (without the quotes, of course).
http://necrobabes.org/public/board.htmThen you will be transported as if by magic to a page which has at its top right a series of page names in blue. The one you want is "Story and Poem Archive", or something to that effect. Click on it. You then wind up in a page with little boxes with authors' names in them ... they are in alphabetical order. Scroll down to "PK". Click on it. Presto! You have at your fingertips all of PK's stories stored on the site. There are many. As far as I could determine, these are the stories concerning Albert:
Albert Part 1
Albert Part 2
Albert Part 3
Albert Part 4
Albert Goes to Hollywood Part 1
Albert Goes to Hollywood Part 2
Albert Goes to Hollywood Part 3
Baywatch with Added Toad
Carrie and the Space Toad
Return of the Space Toad - prelude
Return of the Space Toad - Part 1.5
Return of the Space Toad - Part 2.5
Return of the Space Toad - Part 3.5
Return of the Space Toad - Part 4.5 - end
Sheep
Space Toad II - the Search for SurfergirlThey are not necessarily in chronological order, and there may be others, but you'll have to find them yourself ... it's not that hard a job; PK's an entertaining writer.