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« on: August 29, 2008, 03:51:59 PM »

Actually, I was in favor of allowing it. It was on topic, appropriate, and wasn't obnoxious. It just was a surprise, since I never thought someone would post it. Overall, it looks like a lot of fun to make. So, if I sounded upset, please forgive me.

I think we harmless freako's should support eachother a bit...

And after all, Peter's work is great: low budget fun in the living room - fully believable! I'm being less and less impressed by high budget special effects: they're really unsexy in that they never depict anything you could be involved in yourself - they're shoulder-shakers, things that don't get your imagination going but are forgotten as soon as you've seen them. This also pertains to the scene from Alien vs. Predator: Requiem: I enjoy such movies when drunk (yeah, I get drunk in front of my 'puter once a week), but I can't remember the days when they fertilized my (sexual) imagination...

I make an exception for Resident Evil - I just love Milla Jovovich, and battle babes in general! ;D
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2008, 02:22:01 PM »

Battle babes in general are awesome. Milla has very nice nipples, but I'm not fond her hips that much. Go figure, but her eyes are very pretty.

Special effects really don't do it for me. I want humor and emotion in it, these videos actually have a bit of that and its kind of enjoyable. Haven't done the subscription thing, you know all that flood problems, but I might consider it some day. :)
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 01:19:24 PM »

The opening to the last RE movie could've been an awesome WE scene that Alice would've naturally made her way out of, but instead they tried to feed her to dogs.  >:(  Not to mention that Uwe Boll is apparently against showing Milla's nipples anymore, as evidenced by all those nippleless clones at the end of the movied.  ::)
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2008, 07:40:19 AM »

The opening to the last RE movie could've been an awesome WE scene that Alice would've naturally made her way out of, but instead they tried to feed her to dogs.  >:(  Not to mention that Uwe Boll is apparently against showing Milla's nipples anymore, as evidenced by all those nippleless clones at the end of the movied.  ::)

What does Uwe Boll have to do with Milla Jovovich? ??? Fortunately he didn't direct any of the Resident Evil movies, because his work is just so despairingly worthless...

It's Paul Anderson behind the Resident Evil series. The reviews of his work are generally unfavorable, but still he isn't considered to have dropped as low as Boll has.
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2008, 08:48:34 AM »

Guess I heard wrong then - I heard Uwe Boll and Milla were a couple, but I guess she could be with Paul Anderson.  Whatever, either way it's lame that she's done nudity before and now she suddenly has no nipples in the RE movies.
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2008, 09:02:20 AM »

The nipple shots have always been quick little things, teasers. Having them on an army of clones would kind of make them not teases and pretty damn obvious. Not that I've seen the third one (I don't worry about spoilers though). So, its probably related to PG verses R ratings.

Now, one problem is... I like Uwe Boll's movies. :) Specially Alone in the Dark, which was just cool and enjoyable for me. The first Blood Rayne was interesting, one damn hot sex scene in the prison, but a fluffy movie beyond that. Still liked it. Yeah, it isn't great movies, but they are enjoyable for me.
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2008, 12:36:17 PM »

Some of the scenes I have of Milla's other work aren't just teases I guess.  Even Fifth Element had some pretty good shots of her.
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2008, 10:18:38 AM »

Some of the scenes I have of Milla's other work aren't just teases I guess.  Even Fifth Element had some pretty good shots of her.

Look here...

It's Milla all right, just a bit younger than she is now.
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2008, 09:16:27 PM »

I have that one already, actually. ;)

She's pretty hot for the most part, but she really needs to trim the hedge back or lose it altogether.  :-\

Another disappointment with RE is that in the last movie they had the perfect set-up for a cannibal scene, but they wasted it on having her fight some more zombie dogs.
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2008, 11:07:17 PM »

Yeah, you'd think a Resident Evil movie would have a lot more cann in general. Or at least cute girls and guys being eaten out. *pout*
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2008, 11:48:04 AM »

I have that one already, actually. ;)

She's pretty hot for the most part, but she really needs to trim the hedge back or lose it altogether.  :-\

Another disappointment with RE is that in the last movie they had the perfect set-up for a cannibal scene, but they wasted it on having her fight some more zombie dogs.

Frankly, I didn't think it a perfect set-up for a cannibal scene at all - I always find it offensive when cannibals are being portrayed as degenerate rednecks. I am NOT a degenerate redneck. When I had been the one to welcome her in that house I would have been the perfect gentleman, and seduced her into being my meal. Cannibals CAN be civilised - they can even respect a woman's feelings. I say, we're being unrightfully stigmatised. >:(
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2008, 08:18:59 PM »

I meant a perfect set-up in that a distress call was used to lure a well-meaning heroine to what could have been her roasting.  Even if she ended up getting away using her new uber-telekenesis or whatever it was, I'd have definitely liked to have seen her stripped and tied to a spit, or trussed up turkey style.

Thanks for the pic, btw. :)
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2009, 11:02:25 PM »

I n't suppose you have any more pics like that of LeeLoo, do you? :D
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 02:42:58 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2009, 09:17:47 PM »

Yummy. :)
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