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Author Topic: Why men should not take messages  (Read 786 times)

der Wandersmann

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Why men should not take messages
« on: June 19, 2009, 03:17:01 PM »

Refrigerator note:
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Re: Why men should not take messages
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 05:55:11 PM »

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I dont get it. Must be a pronunciation thingy I cant follow as a non native English speaker... Pabst beer?
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Re: Why men should not take messages
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 09:32:13 PM »

let me trainslate it for you.

"Someone from the gynecologist called. They said the Pap smear is normal."

In case you dont' know what either is:

Gynecologist: a doctor that looks over the female anatomy.

pap smear: A type of test they do with woman's vagina's
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Re: Why men should not take messages
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2009, 03:33:07 AM »

I got the gynecologist but the pap smear part eluded me, because I couldnt make the connection from pabst beer. And because in German the word is totally different; pap smear in German = Abstrich.

Thanks for explaining.
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Re: Why men should not take messages
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2009, 07:22:49 PM »

you're welcome
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Re: Why men should not take messages
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 10:24:50 AM »

That was just bad.  Probably happened, but still bad.
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Re: Why men should not take messages
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 05:17:08 PM »

maybe my dad wrote it.

A sign at the Zoo:

"Shhhh. It's an Eagles nest."

My dad, reading it:

"Shits an eagles nest."
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Re: Why men should not take messages
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 10:01:57 PM »

Ifn you folks is inta this here kinda stuff, like hearin things wrong an all ... they's a web site (er was) called http://www.kissthisguy.com. It's a gas!

P.S. Don' fergit the Mondegreens.
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Re: Why men should not take messages
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 07:53:39 AM »

Heh, my mother had a book called "When a man loves a walnut" that had a ton of misheard lyrics. Kind of fun to read... once. Sadly, those books are one shots at the best.
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Re: Why men should not take messages
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 10:45:18 AM »

Yep. Kinda like comedy records.
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